links and fun stuff

this is my links page, version two, since I so rashly deleted the last one, including the header of which I was so fond. I think I will also stick "fun stuff" over here as well, but I'll have this post up at the top.

As always, just leave me a message if you would like to be added to my links. Please do not take umbrage if you are not already listed, it is not because you are not wonderful and witty (as I'm sure you are), but moreso because I am not particularly motivated when it comes to updating the list.

Remember as well, in my virtual world, I am queen and everyone likes me. As long as you remember that theme, we'll all be happy!

the stages of marriage

received in an email, author unknown...

Recent research shows that there are 7 stages of sex in a relationship :

The 1st stageof sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd stage of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd stage of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th stage of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.

The 5th stage of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

The 6th stage of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

And last, but not least, the 7th stage is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

So, was Shamu punished?

This is about the funniest thing I have watched in a while, found via Sloth. enjoy..

oh Britney, what are you thinking???

if you click this link, please be aware that it is EXTREMELY not safe for work.

Britney, Britney, Britney... My mother always drilled into my brain to ALWAYS wear clean underwear in case I was in a horrific accident & the paramedics would (oddly enough) realize I was going commando. Obviously, Brit didn't get the memo.. I think my eyes are bleeding now.

And on a completely different note...

This is my favorite post so far for today-- of course, it is not yet 9 AM, but it is still my favorite post.

Bloggie beds..

This is a fun post--- go take a look at the beds..

you gotta love this headline...